Do Not Pet Tee

No, You Can’t Pet My Dog — Halloween Limited Release

Keep your distance. This drop bites back.

The No, You Can’t Pet My Dog hoodie unleashes Ghostface the Slasher—the horror icon himself—walking his loyal beast fresh off the hunt. Fangs still dripping, the dog grips a rotted zombie arm, a warning to anyone who doesn’t listen the first time.

Bold mint lettering arcs across the back: NO YOU CAN’T PET MY DOG.
It’s dark humor meets raw dominance—perfect for handlers who prefer their space (and their chaos) controlled:

• Fabric: 100% combed ringspun cotton for a soft, premium feel
  
• Fit: Retail fit with a classic crew neck and structured silhouette
  
• Construction: Side-seamed for shape retention and durability
  
• Feel: Lightweight with a lasting build—perfect for training, streetwear, or war-ready rituals
  
• Design: Full-back artwork with a gritty, high-contrast graphic and commanding white type

This isn’t a costume—it’s a statement.
Guard your ground. Control the carnage.