Do Not Pet Hoodie

No, You Can’t Pet My Dog — Halloween Limited Release

Keep your distance. This drop bites back.

The No, You Can’t Pet My Dog hoodie unleashes Ghostface the Slasher—the horror icon himself—walking his loyal beast fresh off the hunt. Fangs still dripping, the dog grips a rotted zombie arm, a warning to anyone who doesn’t listen the first time.

Bold mint lettering arcs across the back: NO YOU CAN’T PET MY DOG.
It’s dark humor meets raw dominance—perfect for handlers who prefer their space (and their chaos) controlled:

• Material: 8.5 oz, 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend fleece
• Fit: Standard unisex fit with split stitch double needle sewing
• Details: Twill neck tape, jersey-lined hood, and front pouch pocket

This isn’t a costume—it’s a statement.
Guard your ground. Control the carnage.